Monday, March 14, 2011

March Quotes

"Sadder than a troll that has to wear pants." -Kara

"That's lame. Be in a relationship!" -Katie

"I do appreciate some good poop." -Kara (don't ask)

"He looks better with a do-rag." -Becca about a baby

"Dude, I am an elbow licking professional!" -Kara about licking other people's elbows

"There's a dragon on her butt." -Kara

"I hate you." -Kara
"That's true." -Laura
"No it's not and don't let anyone tell you that!" -Kara

Saturday, March 5, 2011

This is my blog

This was supposed to be an apartment blog, however I am now claiming it as my own. My life is not very interesting but I will put some funny things in here.

Like last semester at one point I left a banana on campus. Just in the Benson. I really hope someone found it and was really confused.

My ochem TA said this last year but I just put it on overheard at BYU.
"In case you haven't noticed, I've pretty much worn the same pair of pants every day this semester."

Last week I was sick with the stomach flu of some sort. I had a test and took it even though I was sick. In the middle of the test I started feeling weird. Right before the end I went to the bathroom and threw up. Then I had to tell the testing center employees to clean it up.
It went like this, "You're Laura right? Here's your test. Good luck!"
"I just threw up in the bathroom."
"You threw up? Uh, how bad was it?"
"Well, it was mostly contained in the sink and needs to be cleaned if that's what you're asking." I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter how bad it was, just it needs to be taken care of immediately but whatever.
"We will clean that up then. Good luck finishing...?"

There's another part to this whole stomach flu but I bet nobody wants to hear another story of me vomiting. Anyways, that's it.