April Quotes

"Hate is a very common word in our apartment." -Brett

"It's not my birthday." -Kara

"Don't take a picture of me with trash." -Anna

"I just ate a chocolate chip." -Kara
"Off the ground?!?" -Laura
-giggling from Kara-

"My heart is menopausal." -Kara

"Get your boy love on." -Kara

"Do you want to curl my hair into troll sized splurgs of awesomeness?" -Kara

"Who's telling you about my chicken nuggets?!?!" -Laura

"I don't want police looking in my room!" -Kara

"I have hair on my toes. At least one toe." -Kara

"Although we hooked you... With our hooks." -Kara

"Brett you're inconsiderate!" -Laura
"I just assumed she was literate!" -Brett

"You never need to apologize for talking about puppies." -Anna

"I once got in trouble for starting a gang." -Sarah

"I need to take your pants!" -Anna to our baby cousin

"I don't want diaper glasses!" -Anna

"I have poop hands!" -Anna

"I accidentally put some noodles in a drawer..." -Laura

"I miss you like I miss chocolate milk when I don't have nesquik." -Anna

"You would like a drinking song." -Anna

"Those snotties turned into gum." -Jayben (our 6 year old cousin)

March Quotes

"Sadder than a troll that has to wear pants." -Kara

"That's lame. Be in a relationship!" -Katie

"I do appreciate some good poop." -Kara (don't ask)

"He looks better with a do-rag." -Becca about a baby

"Dude, I am an elbow licking professional!" -Kara about licking other people's elbows

"There's a dragon on her butt." -Kara

"I hate you." -Kara
"That's true." -Laura
"No it's not and don't let anyone tell you that!" -Kara

This is my blog

This was supposed to be an apartment blog, however I am now claiming it as my own. My life is not very interesting but I will put some funny things in here.

Like last semester at one point I left a banana on campus. Just in the Benson. I really hope someone found it and was really confused.

My ochem TA said this last year but I just put it on overheard at BYU.
"In case you haven't noticed, I've pretty much worn the same pair of pants every day this semester."

Last week I was sick with the stomach flu of some sort. I had a test and took it even though I was sick. In the middle of the test I started feeling weird. Right before the end I went to the bathroom and threw up. Then I had to tell the testing center employees to clean it up.
It went like this, "You're Laura right? Here's your test. Good luck!"
"I just threw up in the bathroom."
"You threw up? Uh, how bad was it?"
"Well, it was mostly contained in the sink and needs to be cleaned if that's what you're asking." I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter how bad it was, just it needs to be taken care of immediately but whatever.
"We will clean that up then. Good luck finishing...?"

There's another part to this whole stomach flu but I bet nobody wants to hear another story of me vomiting. Anyways, that's it.

February Quotes

"You're wearing a skank apron!" -Laura

"My apron is immodest, I have to cross my legs when I sit down!" -Nathan

"It doesn't fit over my pedometer!" -Kara

"If I barfed would you clean it for me?" -Kara

"I'm conscious of my butt now." -Anna

"You have plastic on your bed. Are you a bed wetter?" -Kara

"I would be your creeper guy." -Kara

"My stomach is throwing acid around like it's a party." -Laura

January Quotes

‎"Your hiccups do not frighten me! I rule the hiccup world! One hiccup to rule them all!"

"I'm not coming back that was my dramatic entrance...exit."

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"Your hiccups have no power over me!"-Laura

"I'd be pretty freaked out if I had a large intestine in my stocking." -Anna

"Are they feral or nice?"
"Well I don't talk to the cats." -Anna

"That's an awkward space. I'll stuff a cat in there." -Laura

"That's a creepy backpack, it looks like a baby." -Anna

December Quotes

"I'll just stand in a circle and flirt with all of you. Because being rude... THAT'S ATTRACTIVE!"

"I'm eating your babies." -Kara

"I'm not a credible source! I'm on the same level as wikipedia!" -Anna

"I told my roommate to dye her ramen purple and it looked like brains. I don't have a psychological disorder!" -Anna

"I can make her go away.... As in she won't be able to wake up tomorrow morning." -Laura

"This duck won't fit in my boot!" -Anna

"It's a poor constipated bear. The end." -Anna

"Bless Your Beautiful Hide is the original version of Haven't Met You Yet." -Laura

"If you watch Inception a second time you get more out of it like the Book of Mormon." -Anna

"Let's watch Psych, but only after I drink my body weight in chocolate milk." -Anna

"Let's get down to business to defeat the huns. But you need to have clean teeth for that." -Anna

November Quotes

"When you think Kara, do you think Pooper?" -Kara

"It (spellcheck) doesn't think Pooper is a word either." -Anna

"I would buy it if it were wearing lederhosen." -Laura (about a yodeling pickle)

"I have never ground my own cow!" -Anna

"Yes I can be quite impish. I think that may be my middle name." -Kara

"That's what getting old is for. I'm going to buy cat beanie babies because I'm allergic" -Anna

"Anna, pick up that penny. Now give it to me!" -Laura

"It's cowboys vs. aliens right here in this outfit." -Anna

"I felt bad for him. He only had one eye!!" -Kara