"I'm eating your babies." -Kara
"I'm not a credible source! I'm on the same level as wikipedia!" -Anna
"I told my roommate to dye her ramen purple and it looked like brains. I don't have a psychological disorder!" -Anna
"I can make her go away.... As in she won't be able to wake up tomorrow morning." -Laura
"This duck won't fit in my boot!" -Anna
"It's a poor constipated bear. The end." -Anna
"Bless Your Beautiful Hide is the original version of Haven't Met You Yet." -Laura
"If you watch Inception a second time you get more out of it like the Book of Mormon." -Anna
"Let's watch Psych, but only after I drink my body weight in chocolate milk." -Anna