December Quotes

"I'll just stand in a circle and flirt with all of you. Because being rude... THAT'S ATTRACTIVE!"

"I'm eating your babies." -Kara

"I'm not a credible source! I'm on the same level as wikipedia!" -Anna

"I told my roommate to dye her ramen purple and it looked like brains. I don't have a psychological disorder!" -Anna

"I can make her go away.... As in she won't be able to wake up tomorrow morning." -Laura

"This duck won't fit in my boot!" -Anna

"It's a poor constipated bear. The end." -Anna

"Bless Your Beautiful Hide is the original version of Haven't Met You Yet." -Laura

"If you watch Inception a second time you get more out of it like the Book of Mormon." -Anna

"Let's watch Psych, but only after I drink my body weight in chocolate milk." -Anna

"Let's get down to business to defeat the huns. But you need to have clean teeth for that." -Anna

November Quotes

"When you think Kara, do you think Pooper?" -Kara

"It (spellcheck) doesn't think Pooper is a word either." -Anna

"I would buy it if it were wearing lederhosen." -Laura (about a yodeling pickle)

"I have never ground my own cow!" -Anna

"Yes I can be quite impish. I think that may be my middle name." -Kara

"That's what getting old is for. I'm going to buy cat beanie babies because I'm allergic" -Anna

"Anna, pick up that penny. Now give it to me!" -Laura

"It's cowboys vs. aliens right here in this outfit." -Anna

"I felt bad for him. He only had one eye!!" -Kara

Spring and Summer Quotes

Basically quotes from the spring and summer are pretty scarce because we just lost our sense of humor or something. Luckily we've picked back up since then. So here are the few, the proud, the quotes from spring and summer.

"I can hear a phone ringing. No wait that's a toilet." -Anna

"I'm from Murrietta, where erybody know erybody. If you say somethin about someone you gunn git beat. You gunn git BEAT!" -Kara/Laura (this really started on America's next top model but we quoted it all summer, and still do)

"I can't move with pants on." -Anna

"The government paid for me to jump on trampolines." -Anna

"When I eat tacos, I feel like it isn't real life." -Kara

"That is marginally less mean." -Anna

October Quotes

"Give that to me! I have to play hot or not!" -Kara

"You must have been born a flirter." -Laura to Kara

"What are you doing Chewbacca? Would you like some ice cream? Yum, yum, yum yum." -Kara to her fish

"It wasn't bad, but it wasn't plaid." -Brett singer/songwriter

"Why are you kicking the door?" -Laura

"Am I good at being a homeboy?" -Kara

"Not dying your food is a crime!" -Laura

"How do you forget that? It's like forgetting you killed your pet cat." -Kara

Talking about chocolate eclairs
"They're like chocolate covered hot dogs!" -Jaron
"Did you see that? I made it roll-over when I picked it up." -Laura (this is a pun. the eclair was like a hot dog and it rolled over)

"It's a story it's not a lie!" -Kara

Last year's Quotes

So I have a huge pile of them so I will be putting them up here sporadically. A lot of them don't make sense and I doubt I can give a reason for them, so don't ask.

"Will is not smart enough to pimp." -Kara, Laura

"It wasn't a poop sewer!" -Will

"I have to debase him because he's destroying my life!" -Sarah

"I don't know why, but she didn't believe when we told her we were just hugging the fridge 'cause it was sad." -Sarah

"Did you hear that? There's a sheep in this song!" -Kara

"I like you when you're cranky and tired... I like you other times too." -Amelia to Laura

"You could sing about your heart's desires." -Laura to Madeline

"Our lives would be so boring if Robert wasn't so deep, dark and dramatic."

"Look at me, I painted these pants on this morning, so I'm not wearing any pants!" -Kara

"Marriage and death are very similar." -Kara

"It's something deeper. More profound. One they write stories about." -Kate

"That's not true. I was a duck in eighth grade. I did all kinds of stuff. I sang..." -Amelia

-Talking about a man-
"Who is a man?" -Kara
"You are a man." -Sarah
"That's true." -Kara

Dear Kara,
That is a good point, whenever I become friends with someone I bite them to show my affection, MY VAMPIRE AFFECTION.
Love, Laura

"it's cold. I should have put pants on." -Kara

"Keep moving, keep moving!!" -Will

"Will, who exactly thought it was a good idea for you to have a voice?" -Amelia

"I don't want to say 'hi' to you at 3:30 in the morning!" -Michael about Amelia

"Always together... Eternally APART." -Robert

"You should see my chimney sweep portfolio." -Kara

"Hey look! It's a nut smasher! You use it on boys!" -Kara

A few months later:
*giggles* "I just got that! Nut-smasher that's funny!!" -Sarah

"I probably do belong in a straight jacket... but no more than Kara." -Sarah

"I was hoping he'd rhyme chalk with stalk." -Amelia

"I was FERTILE when I was 1!!"- Will

"It's because they don't think. That's why we kick them away for two years." -Laura

"I am deodorant. Without me your life would STINK." -Amelia

About Robert and his previous girlfriend
"So are they still together?" -Melissa
"Yeah! -Well...." -Amelia and Laura

"I am a cheez-it racist." -Kara

"You're like Bella! That's dumb." -Kara to Sarah

"Amelia, speaking of being naked..." -Kara to Amelia

"I hope that you...." -TCU game

"When you're eating with a fork this big, you have to make eating sound effects. OM!" -Kara

"It made me excited because I have issues with doors!" -Laura

"Will you ever forgive me?" -Kara
"If you buy me some knives!" -Laura

"Apparently she's a closet tuna lover." -Kara

September Quotes

"Can you scream any more fan-girlish?" -Laura

"They gave me legos with my newspaper!! I mean wheaties!" -Kara

"Let's pretend you never said anything." -Laura

"So I want a night stand right here. And a wine-rack." -Kara

"We have oodles of plungers!!" –Brett

"It sounds like a yodel!" -Brett

"Your mom's 10 ounces." -Madeline

"I was born on the border!" -Kara

"I like it when you have random men as your thumbnail." -Laura to Kara

Do you know where liars go?

So this is the blog for Sparks 22. We're a pretty sweet group--Kara, Madeline, Brett, Song, Allie and Laura. And our next door neighbors who lived with us last year Sarah and Amelia will probably be the stars of this blog.
Basically we say weird things all the time and this will be where they are posted.

Hopefully you know us because that would be creepy if you didn't, but anyways, happy reading!

PS-The answer is to Brett's house, or Kell High School