"You're wearing a skank apron!" -Laura
"My apron is immodest, I have to cross my legs when I sit down!" -Nathan
"It doesn't fit over my pedometer!" -Kara
"If I barfed would you clean it for me?" -Kara
"I'm conscious of my butt now." -Anna
"You have plastic on your bed. Are you a bed wetter?" -Kara
"I would be your creeper guy." -Kara
"My stomach is throwing acid around like it's a party." -Laura
